Male Sweat Makes Women Horny

The very industrious scientists at Berkeley just released a study saying that a chemical in male sweat can boost mood, brain activity and sexual arousal in heterosexual women. Is that the great big secret of AXE body spray?

Apparently androstadienone, a compound found in male perspiration and other bodily secretions turns women on. The cortisol levels in their sample size was measured 15 minutes after they smelled this compound and were significantly increased for up to an hour. They also discovered that blood pressure, heart rate and breathing increased, mood improved and sexual arousal was boosted.

So pretty much, the study says that all you need to get your lady in the mood is to let her smell your pits? You’ve got to be kidding me.

I’m going to test this theory out by taking whiffs of my sweaty sex god in a minute and I will report back to let you know how that works out. It might not be for a few hours though, I might be so overcome with desire from the andorsta—what-cha-ma-call-it. The things I do for this blog.

*sigh*