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Openers For Approaching and Picking Up Women - Horny HOT

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Openers For Approaching and Picking Up Women

by Horny HOT on August 4, 2009
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Openers
I know a lot of you guys are just breaking out of your shells and still need a little bit of help when approaching and picking up women, so I made this section to give you some basic risk-free openers that have been proven to work when attracting women. Enjoy!

Group Openers

* Which of you girls is the toughest?
* Which of you guys gets hit on the most?
* I know that look, are you guys male-bashing?

Openers For Any Situation

* Hey, I’m out meeting people tonight, what’s your name?
* How’s it going? We’re out picking up chicks.
* Are you single? So when are you asking me out?

Coffee Shop Openers

* Approach a girl (or group of) and say this “Hey, I’m doing a poll for college and I was wandering if you could help me out” once they say ok, ask them “Do you believe in Ghosts?”

Campus/School Openers

* Hey I need your opinion. I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous, are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot?
* Hey, I’m new here, could you show me where the library is? (Then afterward) Ask to go for coffee.

Bookstore Openers

* Excuse me Miss, do you know any good books on relationships? My friend wants to spice up her sex life, any ideas?
* (While reading a book nonchalantly, shake your head and say) I just can’t find what I’m looking for. How is your book, is it any good?

Mall Openers

* Hey, do you know where the JC Penny is at? I’m looking for a birthday for my little sister. Actually, have you got any ideas?
* (In a clothing store) Hey, I need a female opinion, what would look better, this or that?
* (Approaching a group) So how do you all know each other?

Club/Bar Openers

* Are you guys shy? I’ve been talking to my buddy here for ten minutes and you still haven’t said “hi” to us.
* Can I buy you a drink? (after she says yes) Can I borrow 5 bucks?
* Are you guys super-shy or what? I’ve been here for ten minutes and you haven’t offered to buy me a drink or even said hello.
* I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever, so I thought I’d come and make some conversation with you.


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