How To Talk Dirty: 50 Examples That Will Make You Blush!

What do you feel as you read this? Did that just turn you on a little bit? Yes? Then this article is for you! No? Then this article is for you!

Aww, those dirty words… They are powerful and seductive in the bedroom and many of us use them for expression and effect. Yesterday my friend asked me if I know how to talk dirty. So today I’m going to share with you some dirty talk tips and examples that will help you figure out how to approach the naughty fun of talking in the sack and feel more comfortable about it.

As for me, talking dirty is an essential part of my sex life and one of the naughtiest things I enjoy. Dirty talk is the opportunity to really push back all the boundaries and stops. Being sweet and polite by nature, and expressing my dirty side in bed and blurting out sexy rude things is a lot of fun and gives a spice to my sex life.

Talking dirty to your sweetheart is a great form of sex play, but there are certain things you must keep in mind in order to have the best experience.

If done right and at the right time, dirty talk is one of the hottest things you can do for your lover!

The soft-core dirty talk may include sweet nothings, and “not so dirty” phrases and words. The soft-core version is a great way to start with dirty talk. In the beginning it is best to stick with the words you already know these work well and gradually add new naughty words and phrases here and there during sex. After all, who says a dirty talk has to be always vulgar? First of all, it has to be comfortable for both lovers and sound seductively enough to make you aroused and ready for more! We all know that sometimes the simple statements work incredibly well.

“I love the things you do with your tongue”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”

The hard-core dirty talk may involve swear words and slang words. Many lovers find it extremely hot if you use them, especially if you don’t usually swear. If you prefer to use some of the most vulgar words and phrases known to man, then so be it as long you are comfortable with it and keep it within both of you. Talking dirty is like a secret with your sweetheart, a secret that only you two know and enjoy behind closed doors.

“I want to rub my pussy all over your face”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”

“You look so sexy when you do that”
“You taste sooo good”
“Oh, that feels so good! Do that again!”
“No one has ever made me come as hard as you can”

Sometimes the laughter can give way to the most natural dirty talk and dirtiest phrases! So, if your sweetheart’s dirty talk makes you laugh, say something like “Shut up, sweetie, and use your mouth on me. I adore that!” or “Don’t talk dirty to me, play dirty to me!” Perfect: now you’re talking dirty!

1. Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate, you naughty boy/girl. Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.
2. Do you like it when I touch myself here?
3. Lie back and shut up! I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.
4. Kiss me there… Lick every inch of me.
5. Come over here and ride me hard!
6. Fuck me. Right now!
7. Use me as your toy all night long.
8. Touch yourself and let me watch you.
9. Do you want more? Take it!
10. Give me that come, honey. I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.
11. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.
12. I’m going to do you right now, honey. Your pussy… or your ass…?
13. Well, you stupid fucker, I won’t let you fuck my ass… So what?
14. Shut the fuck up! I’ll fuck you wherever I want, naughty little whore!
15. I always get what I want.
16. Okay, babe, you can have any hole you want.
17. I love the way it sounds when you fuck me. Hear it?
18. I want you to suck out all the juices you put in me with your mouth.
19. Baby don’t stop! Oh my god, I love it when you do that!
20. I’m so fuckin’ wet, just let me suck your sweet lollipop…
21. Put your baby maker inside my hole and fuck my brain out!
22. Just grab my head and force me closer!
23. I’m your slave for the night. Tell me what you want.
24. You can have me any way you want…
25. Get over here, big boy. And show me who’s the boss!
26. Where do you want to come?
27. I want it all over me. Cover me with it.
28. What a sweet sexy ass!
29. Do you like my juicy pussy/big dick? Tell me what you see. Describe it to me.
30. You’re my bitch. I adore how naughty you are. I love you.
31. Babe, you have to follow all my rules tonight.
32. No stops this time. Let’s see how many times I can make you come.
33. Don’t you dare come until I say you can!
34. Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.
35. I want you to undress and wait for me in the bedroom.
36. Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.
37. Spread your legs wide for me, sweet darling. Your body is mine tonight.
38. You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?
39. I can’t believe what you’re doing! Please do not stop!
40. I love pleasing you and the sounds of your pleasure drive me crazy.
41. You little slut, I’m going to fuck you till you can’t walk! Ready?
42. Fill me up, daddy, fuck my tight cunt! Make me scream with that big dick of yours!
43. Faster! Deeper! Harder!
44. What a hot nasty girl you are! I will wash your mouth out with my cum if you talk dirty, naughty girl.
45. I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this.
46. I love sucking your cock. And I’m going to lick it clean.
47. Cum for me baby, cum in my mouth, I want to taste you.
48. I could spend hours between your legs; teasing… sucking; sipping; tasting you.
49. I want you. I want to make love with you. I want to enjoy sex with you. I want to fuck you.
50. Oh, baby, that was the best fuck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.

Don’t be quiet in the bedroom! Be a good girl/boy who knows how to be bad and talk dirty.  Work your way into it and take it easy!